Bumper Stickers

  1. "Hope" ain't in Arkansas It's in 1996
  2. "I can not tell a lie" -- Washington He can't tell the truth --Clinton
  3. 90% of people are made by accident.
  4. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
  5. A Democrat and your taxes Are both soon wasted
  6. A dirty mind is, well, a wonderful thing.
  7. A good girl is good, but I'm even better!
  8. A hard man is good to find.
  9. A kiss is an upper persuasion for lower invasion.
  10. A little honey is good for your health - pick me up at 8:00?
  11. A little less talk and a lot more action.
  12. According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
  13. Ahhhh....good to the last drop!
  14. Ain't goin' down 'till the sun comes up!
  15. All I need is some peace and quiet. If I got a piece I'd be
  16. All I want to do is massage your back - TRUST me...
  17. All ya gotta do is just gimme that wink.
  18. America Held Hostage 1993-1997
  19. An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.
  20. Are you going to cum quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
  21. Are you wearing a condom?
  22. Assassins do it from behind!
  23. At last! I finally found the perfect man!
  24. Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
  25. Baby, I'm your's!
  26. Beautify Texas. Put a Yankee on a bus.
  27. Bee Healthy - Eat your Honey!
  28. Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.
  29. Bill and Al's Big Adventure
  30. Carlsbad Caverns: 22 percent more cavities.
  31. Clinton doesn't inhale.... he SUCKS!
  32. Come closer and tell me about it.
  33. Cover me.... I'm changing lanes...
  34. Cowgirls like to ride bareback.
  35. Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it
  36. Cute and definitely huggable...YES, me!
  37. Cute and definitely huggable...YES, you!
  38. Cuz when the night falls, you make me forget.
  39. Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing
  40. Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!!
  41. Dancers do it on the floor.
  42. Dancers do it to music.
  43. Dancers do it with rhythm.
  44. Didn't I make you feel like you were the only man?
  45. Die Yuppie Scum.
  46. Do it only with the best.
  47. Do it to me one more time...
  48. Do you think you could drive any better with that car phone stuck up your butt?
  49. Dogs come when called. *I* need more DIRECT stimulation!
  50. Don't blame me I didn't vote for Hillary
  51. Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus.
  52. Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle
  53. Don't like my driving.... dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT
  54. Don't steal, the government hates competition.
  55. Eagles soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine
  56. Eschew obfuscation.
  57. Exxon Suxx.
  58. Few women admit there age, Few men act it!
  59. Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist
  60. Forget the Jones's, I keep up with the Simpsons
  61. Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
  62. Geez if you believe I'm honkus
  63. Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton
  64. Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
  65. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!
  66. Honk if you are God.
  67. Honk if you love cheeses.
  68. Horn not working, watch for hand signals
  69. How long 'till '96?
  70. HUG A LOGGER - you'll never go back to trees
  71. I brake for animals - accelerate for small children.
  72. I brake for hallucinations.
  73. I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
  74. Cayman went"
  75. I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
  76. I don't have a license to Kill, I have a learners permit.
  77. I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
  78. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
  79. I fart to make you smell better.
  80. I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!
  81. I is a college student.
  82. I love animals - They taste great!
  83. I may be fat, but your ugly - I can lose weight!
  84. I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
  85. I took an IQ test and the results were Negative
  86. I used to live in the real world, then I got evicted.
  87. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
  88. I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?
  89. If Clinton is the answer it must been a stupid question.
  90. If it's too loud, you're too old
  91. If money could talk, it would say good bye.
  92. If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
  93. If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
  94. If you voted for change, don't hold your breath
  95. If you voted for Clinton YOU must have inhaled
  96. Impeach Hillary
  97. Inhale to the chief
  98. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got.
  99. Is there life before coffee?
  100. It's a dog eat dog world...and i'm wearing milkbone underwear!!!
  101. It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
  102. It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
  103. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
  104. It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you leave the booger.
  105. Jimmy Carter is no longer our worst
  106. Just when you think you have won the Rat Race, along come faster rats.
  107. Keep granny off the streets, support bingo
  108. Keep honking, I'm reloading.
  109. LAWYER: A cat settles a dispute between 2 mice.
  110. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself!
  111. Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control!
  112. Life is a Banquet.... So EAT ME!
  113. Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
  114. Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
  115. LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
  116. Mean People Suck, Nice People Swallow.
  117. My child is a troustee at Chino correctional facilities.
  118. My daughter turned down your honor student
  119. My honor student can drink yours under the table
  120. My honor student sells the best dope
  121. My karma ran over your dogma.
  122. My Lawyer Can Beat Your Lawyer
  123. My other wife is beautiful
  124. My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
  125. My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh I will miss her.
  126. Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
  127. No Radio - Already Stolen
  128. Nobodies ugly after 2am!
  129. Nuke the unborn baby whales
  130. Okay, who "stopped the payment" on my reality check?
  131. One Term Or Less
  133. Previous owner had an honor student
  134. Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
  135. Professionals are predictable - amateurs are DANGEROUS!
  136. Proud parent of the inmate of the month at the Chino correctional facilities.
  137. Quiet!
  138. Reagan -- the great communicator Clinton -- the great fabricator
  139. Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
  140. Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
  141. Romance is like a game of chess: one false move and you're mated.
  142. Save California; when you leave take someone with you
  143. Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
  144. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  145. Smoke dope, dodge the draft, Cheat on your wife, become President, It's the new American way
  146. So many pedestrians, so little time
  147. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
  148. Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
  149. Support wildlife, throw a party!
  150. Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.
  151. Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist.
  152. The Lord giveth and Clinton taketh away
  153. The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful
  154. The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
  155. There's one in every crowd and they always find me.
  156. This is not an abandoned vehicle.
  157. Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all it's students!
  158. To all you virgins out there.. thanks for nothing!"
  160. Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
  161. Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister
  162. We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
  163. Welcome to Bradford, Now go home.
  164. Welcome to Texas, now go home.
  165. When there's a will, I want to be in it!
  166. When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the Tax man.
  167. When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.
  168. Which came first? The woman or the department store?
  169. Who cares who's on board?
  170. Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
  171. Wink, I'll do the rest!
  172. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
  173. Your honor student never gets laid
  174. Your honor student sells bumper stickers
  175. Your honor student swallows
  176. Your kid may be an honor student but your still an IDIOT!

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